Happy Family AZ!: Wardrobe Malfunction

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Wardrobe Malfunction

This is what Matthew looked like when I pulled him out of his crib after nap! I'm not sure how he managed to wiggle that tiny arm out! His sense of style is simply ahead of his time!

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Look Who's Talking

07/13 Matthew...should me and Mommy just clean up? (As Matthew plays in the playroom not helping clean) Should that happen? Matthew...are you ignoring me?!?!

05/13 Batman and Robin are partners...they cook dinner together.

11/12 While watching the election coverage...

Ethan: Obama has to win because he is our president!

11/12

Ethan: When I get really big I am going to vote. Actually I am going to be the president...

11/12 (After watching the presidential election coverage...)

Ethan: Matthew, when I was your age I voted in Georgia!

8/12 After flying home from Atlanta, Ethan takes a look at the pilot in the cockpit and says to him...

Ethan: Then next time I come, I want to learn how to fly the plane!

8/12 Looking at the picture of Bubby and Papi from Aunt Jaime and Uncle Mike's wedding...

Ethan: They got married? Did Popeye come to the wedding?"

8/12

Mommy: Who loves you Ethan?

Ethan: You! And Daddy! And Matthew! And Me! I love myself!

6/12

Mommy: Don't you like living by the park and all of these nice people?

Ethan: Yeah...actually no I don't. I want to live...by Bubby because I love her so much, that is why I want to live by her.

6/12

In the bathroom stall at Target, where mommy needed to use the restroom after Ethan...

Mommy: Ethan please keep the door shut.

Ethan: Yeah, no one wants to see your penis and your butt!

Mommy: (...dying from embarrassment as we are not alone in the bathroom!)

5/12

Ethan looks out the front window anticipating Bubby's arrival...even though we are going to the airport to get her...

Ethan: I'm keeping my eyes out for Bubby!

3/12 Ethan opens up his ABC book and correctly points and says: D for Dog!

3/12

Mommy: Ethan tell Nicole what your name is...Ethan...

Ethan: ...John Morris!

Mommy: What is mommy's name?

Ethan: Katie Morris!

Mommy: What is daddy's name?

Ethan: Richard Morris!

Mommy: What is baby's name?

Ethan: Baby Matthew Dean Morris! (Actually-Baby Matchew Dean Mowis!)

2/12

Bubby: Are you going to come on an airplane to visit me?

Ethan: I am going to go on an airplane with my Mommy and Baby Matthew to CHINA!!

1/12

At the daycare center where Ethan and Matthew spent a week when Jayton and Brekin were sick, and Matthew couldn't go to Auntie Brandy's for daycare...

Ethan and Momma walk into the baby room to pick up Matthew, Ethan looks around...

Ethan: Which one is our baby?

1/12

Ethan: (to Daddy) Why are you smiling?

Daddy: Because I like you.

Daddy: Why are you smiling?

Ethan: Because I like YOU!

1/12

Ethan: I love Baby Matthew so much!

1/12

Putting Ethan to sleep

Ethan: Mommy, I love you big as the world!

1/12

Daddy takes Ethan to the bathroom after lunch in preparation for nap

Ethan: I am feeling hungry...maybe I have another sandwich!

1/12

Mommy and Ethan hear Matthew explode in his diaper as he is in his swing. Mommy changes Matthew and Ethan leans over...

Ethan: Dat the big poop I ever seen!

1/12

Mommy is holding Baby Matthew, and says to Ethan, "It's time to brush your teeth."

Ethan: I want Daddy to do it.

Daddy: No, Mommy is going to do it.

Ethan: (Looks at Mommy...) You don't have enough hands!

12/11

Ethan finds my iPhone, presses the correct button to get Siri, and commands, "Call Santa."

11/11

Looking at the crosswalk signal as we are driving...

Ethan: That hand means stop, the people means go!

Mommy: Who taught you that?

Ethan: You did!

11/11

Ethan and Mommy are searching the neighborhood for pinecones when Ethan spots one several feet away and goes running up to get it but when he gets there he discovers...

Ethan: It's poop!...I don't like poop! I don't eat poop! (He makes a funny face and realizes that he said something funny)

Ethan: I silly!

11/11

(upon seeing the letter A printed anywhere)

Ethan: That my name!

11/11

Mommy: (accidentally bumps into Ethan) Sorry Ethan!

Ethan: You don't need to say sorry.

11/11

Ethan snoops down my shirt...

Ethan: I see your boobies!

Mommy: Where are your boobies?

Ethan: I don't have boobies, just nipples!

10/11

Ethan and Dadda drive past the airport...

Ethan: (sings) Bye bye Phoenix!

10/11

(Ethan takes a bite of the egg and cheese burrito I made him for dinner...)

Ethan: Just right! Mmmmm that good! That my favorite!

10/11

Ethan puts his fingers under his t-shirt and bites them, then he pulls them out and looks at them and says in a sweet little voice:

I am sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you!

10/11

My Favorite "Ethan words"

popturns (popcorn)

O-tay! (okay)

nackie (snack)

doe-dee (Doggy)

doodie (dirty)

boodie (birdy)

10/11

Ethan walks out on the back patio without his shoes on...

Mommy: Ethan, you need to come get your shoes on if you are going to go outside again.

Ethan: I'm not doing nothing, I'm just going to work!

10/11

Ethan: Daddy's the boss.

Mommy: I thought I was the boss.

Ethan: Daddy's the boss too. I'm not the boss, I'm the kid!

09/11

Mommy: (To Daddy) Do you think we should bring Ethan's bike the next time we go to the Z-O-O?

Ethan: Yeah, we should.

Daddy: We should what?

Ethan: Bring my bike to the Z-O-O.

09/11

At the park on the swing, Ethan hears the ducks quacking loudly as someone is feeding them behind him.

Ethan: Stop that ducks! I'm trying to swing!

08/11

Ethan is climbing from the couch onto the end table...

Momma: Ethan, you need to get down.

Ethan: I need to do my exercise!

07/11

(Ethan and Momma driving home...)

Ethan: Where did Teo (Mateo the dog) go?

Momma: Ethan, you know where Mateo is, he is...

Ethan: At China!!

07/11

Daddy: Ethan can you spell your name?

Ethan: E, T, H,...9, 10 ,11, 12, 13!

07/11

Momma: Wow, Ethan! (Pointing at the sky) Do you see that big haboob? (A giant dust storm)

Ethan: Where did big boob go?

07/11

Ethan: (Driving in the car past the P.F. Chang's statues) Look Poppa! Horsie!

Poppa: Wow, a big horsie.

Ethan: Giant horsie!

07/11

Ethan: (After eating his lunch for a while at Jason's Deli) I need a bag.

Momma: A bag? For what?

Ethan: Put my food in it. (As in a doggy bag!)

07/11

Ethan: I see mall! I go to mall yesterday! (Which was true!)

06/11

Dadda: (Listening to sports talk radio in the car)

Ethan: Dadda, I love Diamondbacks a LOT!

05/11

Momma: I love you ALL day!

Ethan: I love you ALL night!

What Can Mellow Matthew Do?

9/13 Sing, songs! He especially loves Humpty Dumpty, You Are My Sunshine, Take Me Out to the Ballgame.

9/13 Speak in big, long, sentences! "Mama, I please have dat?"

4/13 Say so many words!

7/12 Walk!!! (Oh no, already?!?!...9 months old!!)

7/12 Take Steps

5/12 (7 1/2 months!) Pull himself to standing! A very busy month!

5/12 Crawl

5/12 Sit up on his own

2/12 Roll over

1/12 (11 weeks) Use his hands to hit the dangling sun on his play gym

12/11 (10 weeks) Find his hands by bringing them to his mouth repeatedly

12/11 (8 weeks)Sleep a lot more at night! Yippie! Waking to feed 2-3 times then right back to sleep.

11/11 (6 weeks) Sleep a bit more at night...phew!

11/11-(5 weeks) Lift his head up and look around

11/11-(4 weeks) Track with his eyes

What can Ethan do?

10/11 Go poop in the potty!
10/11 Make a pitchfork with his fingers and yell "Go Devils!"
10/11 Fall asleep in his big boy baseball bed
09/11 Watch an entire Diamondbacks game and point out the pitcher and the batter
09/11 Get on the big screen at the Diamondbacks game yelling "Go Diamondbacks!"
09/11 Sing the ABCs
07/11 Go pee pee in the potty!
07/11 Bargain with you at bedtime-"Rub my back, one minute..."
07/11 Say long sentences-6,7,8 words!
07/11 Count-8,9,10,11,12, 13
07/11 Sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame and Baby Beluga
06/11 Walk backwards
06/11 Gallop like a horse
05/11 Recognize the Diamondbacks logo
05/11 Say 4 and 5 word sentences
05/11 Jump and get off the ground
04/11 Put words together to say short sentences
03/11 Say "please," "sorry," and "thank you" (or "tantu Mama")
03/11 Recognize his name...well, EVERYTHING printed says his name!
03/11 Sing "A,B,C!"
03/11 Count 1, 2, 3!
03/11 Tell you about the book he is reading
03/11 Repeat EVERYTHING that you say
01/11 Fall asleep in his crib on his own
12/10 Say "cereal," "up," "down," "out," "truck," "bus," "noodles,"toes," "bye-bye"
11/10 Run!
10/10 Say "snack", "shoes", "Jayton", "no", "night night",
10/10 Walk faster and faster!
9/10 Look into your eyes and have a conversation
8/10 Walk!
7/10 Sign "milk," "eat," and "gentle"
7/10 Take his first steps!
6/10 Say "Doowg" aka. Dog
5/10 Call to MAMA and DADA
5/10 Walk while pushing his big truck
5/10 Pull himself to standing
4/10 Crawl
4/10 Stand while holding the table
4/10 Army Crawl
3/10 Clap his hands
3/10 Wave goodbye
3/10 Push up on his knees
3/10 Say DADA!
2/10 Roll and scoot all over the room
2/10 Say MAMA!
1/10 Pop his first tooth
1/10 Give Daddy a high five
1/10 Look at you when you call his name
12/09 Eat rice cereal
12/09 Sit up
12/09 Push up really high on his tummy
11/09 Hold his head steady
10/09 Fit his whole hand in his mouth
10/09 Hold his blanket and linker toys
10/09 Discover his hands
10/09 Giggle
9/09 Smile at your smile
7/09 Track you with his eyes

Did you know...

06/11-Ethan's favorite songs are "Baby Beluga," and "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."

Ethan's new favorite books are The Napping House and Go Dog Go! He loves to tell you words from the story!

Ethan LOVES trucks. He yells "TRUCK!" everytime he sees or hears one.

Ethan's new favorite song is The Itsy Bitsy Spider. He does the movements along with you. We are working on Head, Shoulder's, Knees, and Toes!

Ethan LOVES music. Ever since he was born, Daddy has played music and danced with Ethan. Now he tells US when he wants music by pointing and dancing!

Ethan gained almost a full pound a week until he was 9 weeks old?

Ethan has 7 grandparents?!

Ethan's favorite song: The Wheels on the Bus

Ethan's first vacation: Sedona, October 2010

Happy Family AZ!

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Wardrobe Malfunction

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